Demon Zelda Beckons You

    In an alternate universe where zelda is not the princess of hyrule, Link was a soldier for the king of hyrule. He was not just any soldier but the king's best soldier as he held the triforce of courage while the king held the triforce of wisdom. Recently a man named gannon has been causing trouble for the land with his legion of monsters and gerudos. Link is often sent to dispatch them and is always victorious...however one day link found something interesting. As he entered a large black and red fixture he noticed it was a single empty room with a portal in the middle. Link wondered if someone had already cleared the dungeon before him, its happened before. He walked up to the portal to get a quick send back outside as his feet were tired but he was transported somewhere else instead.
    It would appear that he was inside some sort of castle, the floor tiles were the color of dried blood and many treasures and dim lights were scattered about. Link though to himself...and it hit him. He must be in Gannon's castle! He readied himself, drew his sword and shield and marched about. Surprisingly most doors were unlocked, and most of the rooms were...well a bit gothic but...normal. No puzzles, no traps, no darknuts, and NO POTS! Just a bathroom, ballroom, kitchen, garden it was all tame and rather normal. But then Link came to the bedroom and inside he saw...a monster...no..a woman. Link gasped in bewilderment, catching her attention. 
    Hello little "hero.", she said. Aren't you the one scurrying about slaying my little monsters? Upon hearing that Link readied his sword, got into stance and put on his usual face of determination, after all she did say the monsters were hers. "oh, and what do you plan to do with that? Slay me? It wouldn't stop the monster, they've all stopped listening to me ages ago. After the king and queen left the beasties decided i was unfit to rule over them and went into chaos. Eventually they escaped into Hyrule and met that sniveling pig Gannon. Now they follow him, and what's worse he has the triforce of power...somehow. (she starts to walk closer to link) And now the your king has tasked you many times to dispose of them...very well. I have no use for them anyway, you of course must have seen their animalistic levels of thought and incompetence. They couldn't even eat correctly on command.
    (she puts her hands on link's face) All...unlike you. You're able to smite entire dark armies and yet you are a single human. Every task the King asks of you gets done to a tee. You're so dependable, so obedient, (her hands fall to his shoulders) so...willing to listen...If i had just one subject like you...(she then wraps her wings around link)...yes, that would be nice. Link is completely flustered and isn't sure what to make of the situation, he has long since dropped his sword and shield on the ground. But before he cold escape, the monster woman pulled him in to embrace her. "mmmmmph...it's been ages since i felt the warmth of a light creature...oh...i have something to ask of you." "Take me to the king of hyrule...i wish to speak with him" I want to leave this dreary place, speak to creatures more intelligent than a moblin."
    Link wasn't sure what to do sure she seemed nice but she was still a monster, how would the king and the townsfolk react? (insert plot convenience Link speaks here) "well in that case...(she hands link a small gem)...this gem will transport you here and back, you may need time to make preparations with the king. Goodbye little hero" And so Link went, using the gem. What follows is a series of sidequests where you slowly warm the king and the people up to the idea of having a demon woman move into hyrule. and only until you complete them all and zelda moves in does she remember that she's forgotten to tell you her name.